Thursday, June 29, 2006

Red Spots In Inner Arms ?

Eastwood's son Stan?

The latest urban legend was born in Hollywood, starring the great Clint Eastwood, recently won the Oscar for his Million Dollar Baby. The item is this: western star and director would be great son of Stan Laurel, the famous couple's Stan Laurel & Hardy.Le entries are based on the similarity of the faces of the two actors, which is present but not enough to assume that Eastwood is son of Laurel. The story may have been driven by the presence at the Oscars of the mother of Clint, sprightly woman of 95 anni.Il main clue to the authorship of the thesis lies in Eastwood's date of birth: May 31, 1930, the same day Stan Laurel had a son. Who lived only nine days, and then was cremated. Some Laurel did not want his son, staged a fake death and gave the baby up for adoption, their spouses Eastwood. Stan Laurel had a very busy private life, all right, the opposite of what was going to the movies, but this hypothesis seems very risky.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Milena Velba Dvd Order

Consideration of Private Law Prof

A student takes the test of Private Law in an impeccable way, the professor (most of the fucker right) congratulating her and tells her that her 30 praise is too little, takes off his Rolex and tells her to accept to remember. She, after long hesitation, is convinced, take the clock and gives the book. At this point the professor tells her: "Miss, she accepted the donation of a valuable asset not modest: it should know that we need a written contract. Reoccur at the next appeal ".

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Messgage To Write For Pregnany Card



Abstract: In mathematics, the sign" (the exclamation point) is the sign factor, and indicates a number multiplied by all the decreasing (ie: 4! = 4 x 3 x 2 x 1 = 24). A girl is solving an equation in front of the professor, during a passage you forget to re-write the factorial symbol! 3.Il next to a professor told her: "Miss, do not you forget something?" the girl looks good " no professor, I realized all "prudent?" he answered "yes, I noticed the 3 in the denominator, do not worry" then the professor, "but what it means sorry for her that exclamation point?" and her candid "Fratto 3 golly "!

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Vote Of Thanks Speech Weeding

Mathematical analysis with its belly

During a mathematics lesson the teacher drew a line on the blackboard with chalk, and turning round to talk with the students crossed out the line with your belly saying, "but there was on one line here?". Endless laughter:)

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Mandingo And Cyntherea

math exam

Abstract: Many mathematical theorems present with the classic opening words "Given a and (epsilon, is written as a reversed 3) arbitrarily small, it can be shown that ...", where with a little pleasure and is used to indicate a parameter that can reach very small values, but different from zero. Student: "Let the three arbitrarily small, it can be shown that ...". Professor (shocked): "Excuse me? Be given what?". Student: "A three arbitrarily small, no?". Professor: "But look at this (design) is an epsilon, not a three !!!". Student: "Ah, and I think that the correct throughout the book !!!". Professor: "Do something, now go away and come back when he has corrected all again ...".

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Does Baby Powder Have Phosphorus

Carnot cycle

fisica.Professore Consideration: Give me the Carnot cycle. Student: (draws a circle on the sheet). Professor: "Hmmm ... well ... I do another neighbor." Student: (draw another circle beside the first). Professor: "Well ... Join the centers of the two cycles with a straight line." Student: (draw a straight line). Professor: "Very good! Now take its cycle and Carnot and go away."

Thursday, June 8, 2006

Self Made Dora Backpack Goodie Bags

smart move!

It tells of a professor with the habit of using a rather vulgar leap in class. One day the girls who followed his course, exasperated, they agreed to leave the classroom block to the first word that the professor had given, but the boys, aware of the matter, reported everything to the professor. So the professor entered the classroom the next day saying: "I saw an elephant out the door with a cock so long." Immediately, as agreed, the girls got up and made to go to the door, but he stopped saying, "Do not run, is already gone ..."

Tuesday, June 6, 2006

Breasting My Spouse Everyday

chemistry classes

It is said that during a chemistry lesson a teacher has entered into laboratory holding a jar of piss, saying: "Two good qualities for a chemical are ingenuity and concentration. ingenuity you could find that a simple method to detect the presence of sugars in urine and taste. " This puts a finger in the piss and then lick it. "Anybody want to try?". A student who does not believe that that is pissing you put into your finger and licks it, feeling it was just pee. To which the professor continues: "The concentration instead you could find that I have immersed in the medium and I licked the index."

Sunday, June 4, 2006

Compressor Making Noise

Consideration of Electrical Engineering

Prof: "Tell me about the photoelectric effect." Student: "...... ultrav_____ rays. The professor did not understand the last letters of that word uttered in a low voice by the student .... prof. "rays ????" student: "ultraviolence ....." prof. "ultraviolence ?!?!?!?!?" (Pause) prof. "Will also be violent, but above all I am VIOLET!"

Saturday, June 3, 2006

Interview Questions About Equity

Attentooooooooooo !!!!! 18

Look what I found by turning on internet ...!!! Is not it amazing?? I know what you're thinking ..... yes ... is just one of the two planes of September 11 attacks on the Twin Towers! This tourist, proud to be photographed in the head to the sky, not the slightest idea of \u200b\u200bwhat's going to happen .... ! Obviously it is a colossal hoax, but the montage is all over ... I highly doubt that a photo like this could really have been taken just before the crash and that the film can be left intact after the explosion and the collapse ... but it is so well made that almost makes you believe it !!!!!!!!!

Thursday, June 1, 2006

What To Write On Birthday Card For Boss

flying!

In Padua is said of the 18 bats: Professor sits in the chair, the kids leave their books on the table, Prof. case it takes 3 to 18 and we signed a trust. Then run the 3 books out the window! And when it happens here?!? :)